i can’t watch the apocalyptour videos with Darren in them without grinning like an idiot 　

kendrawcandraw:

Hey y’all! I hit 5k followers so I’m doing a giveawaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

WHAT DO YOU FUCKING WIN???

Well, dear reader SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND PEEP THIS SHIT

• ORIGINAL ART jacked right from my sketchbooks!!! I will try to make it mostly Glee-related if you so choose but it will also include some of my RANDOM SHIT DRAWINGS YEAH
• STICKERS!! So many FUCKING STICKERS you don’t even know
• GOODIES that’s right RANDOM GOODIES that I find in my room or at a sketchy Brooklyn dollar store/thrift store!!! This could mean CREEPY TOYS, or a BIZARRE T-SHIRT, or I DON’T KNOW LIKE A BUTT DIDDLER OR SOMETHING WHATEVER I FIND IT’S A SURPRISE
• An original DUMB GLEE COMIC that HAS YOU IN IT!!!!!!! That I will draw ESPECIALLY FOR YOU yeah THAT’S RIGHT YOU GET TO BE IN A COMIC you can request what it’ll be about but chances are I’LL JUST DRAW A COMIC ABOUT DICKS  or BUTTS
• CANDY!!!! DICK YEAH!!!!!

Hold up there dickfart THERE ARE RULES!!!!!

1. This is a giveaway for my awesome followers so if your ass ain’t followin’ me YOU AIN’T GETTING SHIT HOMIE (and if you follow me just for the giveaway I WILL SIDE-EYE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU)
2. You can reglob as MANY TIMES AS YOUR BUTTHOLE DESIRES because YOU CAN’T CAGE THE WIND but like don’t go crazy because I will SIDE-EYE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU and you will also probably piss everyone who follows you off
3. Likes count because I can’t be dicked to sort through that ish
4. There will be THREE WHOLE WINNERS WOW WOAH that I will choose randomly using a number generator or throwing a dart at the list of names or something IDK
5. The lucky ducky winners will be chosen on SATURDAY, JUNE 9TH!!!! YEAYEYAYEYAYEYEYAFUCK

Okay uh I think that’s it I love you all GOOD LUCK I LOVE YOU ALL AHHHHHHHHH

Winner’s are chosen the day before my birthday, this would be the best kind of birthday present, okay ^_^

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Dear Glee Fandom, 

vukwanrik:

wazaba:

alowercaseperson:

ataleoftwocrowleys:

I have never watched your show, but I do feel your pain right now.

Please accept this sandwich as a gesture of solidarity.

Best regards,

A member of the Supernatural fandom.

This is very kind. Thank you. That sandwich looks delicious.

#i’m laughing at the fact that our grief is so immense and so loud that people in other fandoms feel sorry for us

^This.

^That tag!

looks like a boy band album cover

foolish-muse:

More Aural Sex…

Alan Rickman reciting Shakespeare’s Sonnet 130.

“My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips’ red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damask’d, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go;
My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground:
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare.”

—

William Shakespeare

Sonnet 130

klaineneverends:

LIPS AND TOUNGE

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polkamusic:

The best twitter exchange that ever happened.